My mother is on a quest for a new "puppy" but shes being an idiot about it. The dog can't be a mutt (even a shelter dog which upsets me) and can't be smarter than her (good luck with that XD). I keep saying Standard Poodle so I can do Schutzhund with it, put it in a totally gay cut and enter hard-bites with it just to freak people out. Nope, the dog is too smart.
On a brighter note I may have an infection in my jaw and I'm too stubborn to go to a doctor other than my boss to fix it. I can't open my mouth wide anymore but I don't care because I'm not at a doctors office. Oh, and my aunt tried feeding her pom/poodle to a hawk the other day- her husband was going to kill her for it.
I think I'm done blabbing besides I lost my cell on easter and my boss is going to have my head if Karma misses her breeding because of it.
Oooh Oooh Oooh, I now take Theanine to keep me calm ^^ take that modern medicine! And I'm not on it now so I'm running on my typical 3 lines of thought when I have theanine I can only "hear" one line of thought so I'm less crazy, which makes my mate happy.